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My Non-Parisian Life

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A Butt Overflowing with Noodles

Imagine overhearing the following sentence in a bar: “Pierre’s butt is overflowing with noodles.” What is one to make of such a...

About Me

It all began in a typical middle school classroom in suburbia. As the September sun streamed in through the large windows, we obediently repeated the strange-sounding phrases after our teacher: Bonjour, bonsoir, comment ça va? It was my first day of French class, and utterly unbeknownst to me, that day marked the beginning of a love affair that would shape the course of my entire life.

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